Something I Ate Months Ago, So Technically I Don't Own It, But...

Yeah. It was good. They were good. And cute. Strawberry marshmallow skulls. ♥

I'M A TOY

omg. I really wish the original recording never got deleted. Because it was awesome. On the way back from whatever dance in 7th grade, this was in the car, and Avalon, Reilly, and primarily Sarah started screwing around with it, and eventually there came this amazing recording of I'M A TOY! It was so freaking awesome. Then it somehow got deleted, but here is a hoax of the same recording.

This is kind of a strange post to mention this on, but looking at these pictures of my crap makes me sad :( All my stuff is so memorable, usually from Avalon, Reilly, and/or Sarah. That's like the only reason things I own are important at all. I miss them :( and the pictures with my room in the background are sad because my room is all empty right now and most likely it's going to stay that way because we'll probably move when we go home. And I've had like hundreds of things happen in that room, and it was, just, my little home. So, yeah, sad. :(

Lol. Random rant.

Crap I've Recieved From Avalon

Avalon is not the type of person to go out and buy a gift from a store as a present. She is one to look at the giant collections of completely weird things in her room and give someone one. Some might find it strange, but I just think it's awesome and prefer to get Avalon's room-things from her than I would for her to buy me something. There's more character involved.

This would be most of the stuff. Shown: creepy dragon, duck, a little plate with a fish on it, a small dog, a pink rock, some manga, and a dragon plate. She's also given me 2 bracelets that broke, probably some other stuffed animals, an Asian soup spoon, Sims 2, and a crapload more manga. I gave a lot of that manga to Reilly, I think, over time.

That pink rock is from my 12th birthday :D I remember it was the same day Reilly put the InuYasha blanket I still love and use in a box with a little sound recorder that works when shaken... it had the Grudge noise recorded on it... in a box, and wrapped it in a crapload of , just, printer paper. Each layer of paper had a different holiday on it, and finally, on the bottom of the box was a picture of the Grudge chick Yoko who gets her jaw ripped off who I used to be terrified of. It said Muahahahaha!! I think, in red marker. That particular piece of paper was face-down on my floor for like 2 weeks after that. Lol, I just told a story.

Lol this dog. I love this dog.

I think these ended up with Reilly as well. They were pretty good, though. The toothy cats bite or whatever the crap. Lol.

Nirvanaaaa!

Best. Perfume. In the World. It may have costed Sarah and I 50 cents per bottle each, but honestly, I don't think a better smell exists in the world. And now, after having owned it for so long, it's also a very memorable smell. I love this crap so much. I ordered Sarah a giant bottle for her birthday :D so now her whole room is like NIRVANA.

Why do we call it Nirvana, you ask? Not because of the band. Oh no. It's because of the word's meaning and how well it describes this complete ecstasy of scent. It's amazing.

This Fork Can Be Compacted

It's the greatest invention you've ever seen.

No More Cuffs?? D:

So much for blogging everyday, man. So I'll just post a bunch of crap today. My boots and my iPod are kind of boring. So here, have some me in my hoodie.

Lol I was bored that night. But while I was at home, I wore that hoodie pretty much constantly at night, even slept in it. I love it a lot. ♥ It brings back memories.

Yes, ma'am, that's right. I. Chewed. Off. The. Cuffs. The entire, entire things. None left! I started eating them in 6th grade and finished in 7th. Very odd, I would have to say.

That picture isn't very hawt.

These Boots are Made for Awesome

Awesome =/= walking, but who cares. They sound similar enough.

Yeess, I love my darling boots. I wear them pretty darn close to every day. They make me feel happy inside :3

-sigh- ♥ Oh, they're so pretty. I love them with my whole heart. Actually, no I don't. I just love them as much as one can love a pair of shoes.

My BFF Who's Name Isn't Jill

This BFF doesn't have a name. I'm thinking maybe it should but I think it's name is just whatever music it's playing. Also, I don't know whether it's male or female. Probably female cause it's so pink. That would tend to make sense.


But here she be.














I love her so much. I colored the headphones, like I put colored rings on them, with some sharpies, but then they rubbed off and now the headphones are all nasty and gray and blue smeared. Ew.

What was awesome was, I left this at Avalon's house. I was really convinced that I lost it and went and bought another which was light purple. Tony had it for a long time and was telling me he'd give it back if I would go out with him, but then Tony really DID have it, and I didn't know it, and I told Sarah I'd be her boyfriend if she gave it back, and Tony I'd go out with him if he gave it back. He's going to get me some bread from whatever bakery. But then, Sarah was at my (well, Amy's) house, and she was like "do you really want your iPod back?" and I was like "yes" and I noticed her hand was sort of hovering by her pocket so I was like, hey, does she really...? And then. She pulled out my iPod. Right outta her pocket. It was schweet. <3

I returned that purple iPod. ON THE VERY LAST DAY THAT I WAS ALLOWED TO RETURN IT.

Oh Snap, It's the Welcome Post

Betcha didn't expect me to have a post welcoming you and explaining my reason for this blog. I'm sly like a ninja. You never saw it coming.

But. Buuuut. This blog is awesome. I promise you that. I own a lot of crazy things, and every day (ok, probably not every day. close to it, though <3), I'm gonna show you a photo of some awesome, inside-joke-y, completely strange, etc. thing. And tell the story behind it. Crap yeah.

You have to bookmark this blog. It's the coolest thing you've ever encountered.

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